Bow down, degens. The one true Supreme Chad has arrived on chain. While normies bet on Polymarket when he'll step down… we’re betting he never does. 💥 Laser eyes from Qom. Beard stronger than Bitcoin. One fatwa = 100x. One speech = rug-proof vibes. Total supply: 89,000,000,000 (his age in meme years) 100% community-owned. 0% mercy for weak hands. Join the Islamic Republic of Gains. Resistance is futile. 🚀🧔‍♂️💪 The West trembles. Solana pumps. ALLAHU PUMPBAR!